Over the top safety instructions
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Re: the clinking stirrer known to induce psychotic episodes: how about other people's music?
Bob g**damned Marley every freaking day. Or Beethoven every freaking day.
It doesn't matter how good the music is. The "every freaking day" part makes you want to break a guitar and/or cello over someone's head.
You can tell who's damn day it is by which same damn music is filling the whole accursed laboratory.
Everyone vetoes that one guy from India who always wants country music. One small step for science I guess.
Bob g**damned Marley every freaking day. Or Beethoven every freaking day.
It doesn't matter how good the music is. The "every freaking day" part makes you want to break a guitar and/or cello over someone's head.
You can tell who's damn day it is by which same damn music is filling the whole accursed laboratory.
Everyone vetoes that one guy from India who always wants country music. One small step for science I guess.
"POLKA WILL NEVER DIE!" - Waldo ButtersAye Capn wrote:...It doesn't matter how good the music is. The "every freaking day" part makes you want to break a guitar and/or cello over someone's head....
Darn ears started to bleed.Morkonan wrote:"POLKA WILL NEVER DIE!" - Waldo ButtersAye Capn wrote:...It doesn't matter how good the music is. The "every freaking day" part makes you want to break a guitar and/or cello over someone's head....
Florida Man Makes Announcement.
We live in a crazy world where winter heating has become a luxury item.
We live in a crazy world where winter heating has become a luxury item.
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Okay when it comes to WAY over the top safety films I think I've got you all the ultimate set of them. I mean you can't be TOO safe dropping nukes can you?
Safety Tips When Delievering A Nuclear Attack:
https://youtu.be/UBbTC37EGy8
Nuclear Might: Ready But Safe
https://youtu.be/eQweS4A83G0
Safety Tips When Delievering A Nuclear Attack:
https://youtu.be/UBbTC37EGy8
Nuclear Might: Ready But Safe
https://youtu.be/eQweS4A83G0
The answer to life, the universe and everything:
MIND THE GAP
MIND THE GAP
Notice that these were made right after "Failsafe" came out. (One of my favorite "Cold War" movies.)Hank001 wrote:Okay when it comes to WAY over the top safety films I think I've got you all the ultimate set of them. I mean you can't be TOO safe dropping nukes can you? ...
Nuclear Safety Message: If you can see the light from the blast, no safety precautions are *necessary.
*You won't need them. Ever.
Good one! 7 Days in May was another but here is how Hank001 stopped worrying and learned to love the bomb. Doctor Stranglelove on what not to do with a nuke:
https://youtu.be/snTaSJk0n_Y
Yehaw!!!!!!!!......
https://youtu.be/snTaSJk0n_Y
Yehaw!!!!!!!!......
The answer to life, the universe and everything:
MIND THE GAP
MIND THE GAP
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Air filtration system on the stove.
You must not have brownie fumes drifting into the air.
Some person with a crazed fetish for brownies might attack.
or an attack by brownie zombies.
Stove must not be a gas cooker.
Gas buildup might cause an explosion and mix the brownies with the
cook. Brownies would then taste terrible.
You must not have brownie fumes drifting into the air.
Some person with a crazed fetish for brownies might attack.
or an attack by brownie zombies.
Stove must not be a gas cooker.
Gas buildup might cause an explosion and mix the brownies with the
cook. Brownies would then taste terrible.
You think a hero is some weird sandwitch and not a guy attacking a Xeno J with a kestrel.
Sir.. I said .. A guy attacking a J with a kestrel is the sandwitch.
Sir.. I said .. A guy attacking a J with a kestrel is the sandwitch.
Don't forget to include the material safety data sheet for the different ingredients you'll be using.
Here's the one for sugar: http://www.sciencelab.com/msds.php?msdsId=9927285
I really like the first aid measures:
Here's the one for sugar: http://www.sciencelab.com/msds.php?msdsId=9927285
I really like the first aid measures:
Section 4: First Aid Measures
Eye Contact:
Check for and remove any contact lenses. In case of contact, immediately flush eyes with plenty of water for at least 15
minutes. Cold water may be used. Get medical attention if irritation occurs.
Skin Contact:
Wash with soap and water. Cover the irritated skin with an emollient. Get medical attention if irritation develops. Cold water
may be used.
Serious Skin Contact: Not available.
Inhalation:
If inhaled, remove to fresh air. If not breathing, give artificial respiration. If breathing is difficult, give oxygen. Get medical
attention.
Serious Inhalation: Not available.
Ingestion:
Do NOT induce vomiting unless directed to do so by medical personnel. Never give anything by mouth to an unconscious
person. Loosen tight clothing such as a collar, tie, belt or waistband. Get medical attention if symptoms appear.
Serious Ingestion: Not available.
Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the first opening they develop is the anus.
This means that at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
Some people never develop beyond this stage.
This means that at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
Some people never develop beyond this stage.
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That's just one of many. You'd be surprised how crazy material safety data sheet can go for very simple substances.
They basically got "rinse with water", "do not make vomit" and "move to fresh air"" as default response, and apply it wherever actual toxicology data and specific first aid measure are not described. (Oh, and don't forget "get medical attention".)
Here's a part of the one for sand.
You be careful on the beach, for now on.
PS: At least, they don't tell you to rinse your eye if it's been in contact with water. (Yes, I just checked, and no, it wouldn't have surprised me if it had been the case. )
They basically got "rinse with water", "do not make vomit" and "move to fresh air"" as default response, and apply it wherever actual toxicology data and specific first aid measure are not described. (Oh, and don't forget "get medical attention".)
Here's a part of the one for sand.
First aid measures are the same as for sugar.Section 3: Hazards Identification
Potential Acute Health Effects: Slightly hazardous in case of skin contact (irritant), of eye contact (irritant), of ingestion, of
inhalation.
Potential Chronic Health Effects:
CARCINOGENIC EFFECTS: Classified 1 (Proven for human.) by IARC. Classified A2 (Suspected for human.) by ACGIH.
MUTAGENIC EFFECTS: Not available. TERATOGENIC EFFECTS: Not available. DEVELOPMENTAL TOXICITY: Not
available. The substance may be toxic to lungs, upper respiratory tract. Repeated or prolonged exposure to the substance can
produce target organs damage.
You be careful on the beach, for now on.
PS: At least, they don't tell you to rinse your eye if it's been in contact with water. (Yes, I just checked, and no, it wouldn't have surprised me if it had been the case. )
Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the first opening they develop is the anus.
This means that at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
Some people never develop beyond this stage.
This means that at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
Some people never develop beyond this stage.
Ezarkal notes:
Well that and when common sense started becomming uncommon.
Keep those coming though. Passed that sucrose warning on to friends and lightened up their day.
Guess eventually they'll get sued my someone for that omission. Suppose all this started when lawyers started coming up with things to keep them in business.PS: At least, they don't tell you to rinse your eye if it's been in contact with water. (Yes, I just checked, and no, it wouldn't have surprised me if it had been the case. )
Well that and when common sense started becomming uncommon.
Keep those coming though. Passed that sucrose warning on to friends and lightened up their day.
The answer to life, the universe and everything:
MIND THE GAP
MIND THE GAP
I totally just remembered this! Dang, I wish I remembered it earlier:
http://www.ilpi.com/fun/msds/index.html
Yes, it's the totally fun M.S.D.S. sheet generator! ENJOY!
(You can find bunches of these and funny Material Safety Data Sheets online, so start Googling.)
Here's one: http://www.hsegroup.com/caffiene.htm
http://www.ilpi.com/fun/msds/index.html
Yes, it's the totally fun M.S.D.S. sheet generator! ENJOY!
(You can find bunches of these and funny Material Safety Data Sheets online, so start Googling.)
Here's one: http://www.hsegroup.com/caffiene.htm
@ Morkonan
Houston we have a problem. Invasive toxin exposure Hot Zone: Washington D.C.:
Houston we have a problem. Invasive toxin exposure Hot Zone: Washington D.C.:
Outstanding link there guy!!!!Unsafe Material Data Sheet!!!
MonoProvericative HydroChloride
Manufacturer and Contact Information
Manufacturer: Gorky Weapons Lab. Contact: Kremlin Tourism Office.
Chemical ID #: QZ7-18054060-749A Validity of this report: 96%, n
Date Prepared: Thursday, September 20, 2018
Toxicity and Health Effects:
MonoProvericative HydroChloride is a chemical that has been scientifically proven to induce Deceptive Lying Speech in 98% of Politicians after oral administration of 10 nanograms.
Formal human studies on the toxicity of MonoProvericative HydroChloride have not been done. However, a recently released FDA report revealed that Donald Trump developed incredibly large oral growths after just one exposure. OSHA and the EPA have reported that this chemical is so mutagenic that it makes VX nerve gas look like the Tooth Fairy.
Both acute and chronic exposure to MonoProvericative HydroChloride results in mutation of the Tongue.
Occupational exposure is particularly severe for Politicians, who typically combine this chemical with Tide Pods for use as a breath freshener.
First Aid Procedures
In case of contact with skin, flush the affected area liberally with Urine for 15 minutes. If victim's Brain comes in contact with MonoProvericative HydroChloride, it is likely to shrink in size and probably should be removed surgically; in either case this will still be larger than Jeff Sessions's Brain.
Inhalation of MonoProvericative HydroChloride may cause vomiting. If possible, remove victim to fresh air and administer blows to the head until the victim either dies or signs a legal waiver freeing you from liability.
Use of Muzzles with this chemical is generally recommended, however a study using this protection for Sarah Sanders's Mouth revealed that MonoProvericative HydroChloride can overwhelm even these protective measures.
The answer to life, the universe and everything:
MIND THE GAP
MIND THE GAP