Blasted, blasted Paranids and their blasted blasted PSGs . . . .
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Blasted, blasted Paranids and their blasted blasted PSGs . . . .
So I was doing an XI in Eighteen Billion. A Paranid corvette had shown up and was "helping out". But he unloaded with lots of PSGs.
I hate PSGs.
Crimes of the Paranid:
1) Taking such large quantities of shields off my ship (a hyperion, no less!) that I had to keep going out of sector to do the old "dump shield and grab" trick.
2) Destroying loot. Lots of it. I was just about to nab a tasty GPPC before the idiot destroyed it.
3) Environmental damage. You wouldn't believe how many asteroids he destroyed. I'm guessing Eighteen Billion has been brought down in value to, say, ten billion . . .
4) Worst crime of all: Several times he took MY KILL!
Still got a nice fat 188 Xenon, but could have been more . .
I hate PSGs.
Crimes of the Paranid:
1) Taking such large quantities of shields off my ship (a hyperion, no less!) that I had to keep going out of sector to do the old "dump shield and grab" trick.
2) Destroying loot. Lots of it. I was just about to nab a tasty GPPC before the idiot destroyed it.
3) Environmental damage. You wouldn't believe how many asteroids he destroyed. I'm guessing Eighteen Billion has been brought down in value to, say, ten billion . . .
4) Worst crime of all: Several times he took MY KILL!
Still got a nice fat 188 Xenon, but could have been more . .
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LOL I second that Idea, there should be an option really where u can com any ship that's attacking enemies with you and say "Thank's for your assistance it's no longer required" Kinda on a similar line to when u say sorry for shooting at themRedLeader wrote:No matter which madman designed that weapon, hopefully he burned his own ass
Really, comm option 'we don't need your help, sod off' could be very useful...
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Good luck convincing a Paranid captain at the best of times, let alone a member of the military in one of their own sectors.Ralon wrote:LOL I second that Idea, there should be an option really where u can com any ship that's attacking enemies with you and say "Thank's for your assistance it's no longer required" Kinda on a similar line to when u say sorry for shooting at themRedLeader wrote:No matter which madman designed that weapon, hopefully he burned his own ass
Really, comm option 'we don't need your help, sod off' could be very useful...
(Though in "neutral" situations I could see reputation possibly having some influence here.)
I actually think insurance claims might be more plausible.
*comms Paranid Odyssyus captain*Ralon wrote:LOL I second that Idea, there should be an option really where u can com any ship that's attacking enemies with you and say "Thank's for your assistance it's no longer required" Kinda on a similar line to when u say sorry for shooting at themRedLeader wrote:No matter which madman designed that weapon, hopefully he burned his own ass
Really, comm option 'we don't need your help, sod off' could be very useful...
Thank you for your assistance, but it is no longer required
Paranid captain: What do you mean lesser creature?
Well, these are my xenon, and you are destroying them
Paranid captain: Your xenon?
Yes that's whay I just said, MY xenon
Paranid captain: I see
*notices half the turrets on the odyssyus turning to me*
Oh crap
Avast ye chumsucking scumbuckets. Landlubbers be keelhauled, pillage them poodles and bring missery and mutiny to the mercifull
I just wish the "friendly fire" rules worked both ways. If I hit a friendly target a couple of times by accident they get free reign to shoot back, but if someone else hits me accidentally I can't do anything without losing rep. There should at least be a comm option to tell them to stop shooting me.
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Hmmm... well if you an't beat them join them
My favourite weapon in TC must be the Terran PSP... 16 hits from those puppies will silence most capital craft ... 24 will obliterate them (from my experience).
I would second the FF situation, perhaps a comm where the captain of the offending NPC ship comms you and appologises then you barter for compensation... perhaps with him taking a space walk
My favourite weapon in TC must be the Terran PSP... 16 hits from those puppies will silence most capital craft ... 24 will obliterate them (from my experience).
I would second the FF situation, perhaps a comm where the captain of the offending NPC ship comms you and appologises then you barter for compensation... perhaps with him taking a space walk
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