Wipe Out All Split

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Wipe Out All Split

Post by OSAKA64 » Sat, 12. Nov 11, 18:28

Well The Topic speaks for itself
but let me count the reasons

1:They ended squiddy's possibly short life (but he kinda had it coming heeheehee)

2:They won't stop hunting Spaceflies

3:They"re into slavery which is just.........wrong

4:They keep annoying my good friends The Boron

5:They"re ships look like a bunch of ancient Rust buckets and dont
get me started on the style and lines they're M3 M4 M5 well they look like
Crap but hey thats just me....Or is it

Who's with me Guys :D :D
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Post by CuriosityKillsTheMADCat » Sat, 12. Nov 11, 19:47

Split say: "You better play with asteroids!" :D

MFG

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PS: I find the Split "cute"! (and i love my Mamba) 8)
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Post by TTD » Sat, 12. Nov 11, 20:24

iirc the Split had some arrangement with ...now was it the Kha'ak or the Xenon ?

Either way,you can add that to your list. :D
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Post by Geek » Sat, 12. Nov 11, 20:30

1) He totally deserved it
2) Spaceflies are annoying bugs which break SETA
3) Commanding inferiors species is a divine gift
4) Borons are unbearable (Mi Ton anyone ?)
5) Split designs are elegant, unlike the terran crap.

I think i have chosen my side... :twisted:
Right on commander !
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Post by OSAKA64 » Sat, 12. Nov 11, 21:35

Khaak and xenon are in the universe solely for target practice
and pissing people off with the split it's personal NO ONE CALLS ME
A SHAMELESS CREATURE AND LIVES!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Post by OSAKA64 » Sat, 12. Nov 11, 21:38

Geek you are SOOOOO WRONG except maybe with the first one :shock:
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Post by OSAKA64 » Sat, 12. Nov 11, 21:40

[quote]PS: I find the Split "cute"! (and i love my Mamba) [quote]

Split look like raisins :D [/quote]
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Post by Geek » Sat, 12. Nov 11, 21:45

OSAKA64 wrote: NO ONE CALLS ME
A SHAMELESS CREATURE AND LIVES
As you wish.
Unholy Being. :P
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Post by jlehtone » Sat, 12. Nov 11, 21:48

First, there is an "Edit" button. No need to triple-post like that. :sceptic:
OSAKA64 wrote:NO ONE CALLS ME
A SHAMELESS CREATURE AND LIVES!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:

I'd propose an injection of Teladi blood. That makess one see a more profitable picture. :teladi:
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Post by Kirlack » Sat, 12. Nov 11, 21:57

Geek wrote:
OSAKA64 wrote: NO ONE CALLS ME
A SHAMELESS CREATURE AND LIVES
As you wish.
Unholy Being. :P
Ow...Geek I laughed so hard at that my jaw still hurts! :D
Geek wrote: 1) He totally deserved it
Oooh, so very much not!! Squiddys death was a sudden and utter tragedy.

(I'm reading it again as i type this!) :p
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Post by OSAKA64 » Sun, 13. Nov 11, 00:58

[quote="Geek"]1) He totally deserved it
2) Spaceflies are annoying bugs which break SETA
3) Commanding inferiors species is a divine gift
4) Borons are unbearable (Mi Ton anyone ?)
5) Split designs are elegant, unlike the terran crap.

I think i have chosen my side... :twisted:[/quote]

OK lets say in some bizarre universe far from here I give you 1 2 and 4
but your not getting 3 and 5 Oh no!split designs are as elegant as my great grandmother's armpits and I'll have you know I'm now a creature
by split standards and as for terran crap you'r wrong again but thats certainly nothing new now lets hear your comeback smartypants. :P :P


AHHHH SHAAADDAPP BUT touche my dear boy touche
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Post by Geek » Sun, 13. Nov 11, 01:09

Split standards ?
'nuff said. :)
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Re: Wipe Out All Split

Post by StarSword » Sun, 13. Nov 11, 04:16

Gotta be the weirdest topic I've seen in a while.
OSAKA64 wrote:Well The Topic speaks for itself
but let me count the reasons

1:They ended squiddy's possibly short life (but he kinda had it coming heeheehee)
Anybody who ejects in the middle of nowhere, self-destructs his ship, and hoofs it to a shipyard several sectors away is asking for trouble. (Or am I thinking of a different Squiddy?)
2:They won't stop hunting Spaceflies

3:They"re into slavery which is just.........wrong
As an environmentalist and a guy whose own sci-fi universe has slave trading as a capital crime (the United Galactic Navy's JAG has been known to look the other way for captains who space slavers), I agree with you there.
4:They keep annoying my good friends The Boron
50/50. All their ships are garbage, but they have the cheapest of several important station types (SPPs, chip plants, and food, to name a few).
5:They"re ships look like a bunch of ancient Rust buckets and dont
get me started on the style and lines they're M3 M4 M5 well they look like
Crap but hey thats just me....Or is it
YOU BASTERD ILL KILL YOU :lol:

The capitals look like broadswords, the fighters look like daggers. I like weapon-shaped warships.
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Post by OSAKA64 » Sun, 13. Nov 11, 15:26

Your either with me or against me and i'll have you know my parents
were happily married when they had me and if you wanna kill me
over very crappy looking ships then come get some :P :P :P
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Post by greypanther » Sun, 13. Nov 11, 16:48

The new pictures of the Split female I saw recently was certainly nothing like a raisin!

Miaaoow!

I look at that picture and can think of a use or two for them. :roll:

Split ships look crap though I would agree; way too phalic and for people who are challenged in the gentleman sausage region! :P
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Post by TTD » Sun, 13. Nov 11, 17:05

The new pictures of the Split female I saw recently was certainly nothing like a raisin!
............
I look at that picture and can think of a use or two for them. Rolling Eyes
I thought much the same when I first saw it too :wink:

If this forum wasn't frequented by under 18's ,
I'd probably say something about nuts/raisins.
But for now they do make good chocolate bars.
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Post by Joe McCracken » Sun, 13. Nov 11, 17:23

Good Lord, Guys! This is one whacked thread! :roll:
I'd like to shoot you in the butt with a EBC gun, hide in the asteroids and laugh at what I done, put a blood blister upon each bun, I'd like to shoot you in the butt with a EBC gun.
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Post by greypanther » Sun, 13. Nov 11, 17:41

Mmmm, quite normal in fact really Joe, for off topic that is!

If you are uncofortable with this theme, best if you avoid the off topic forum alltogether, :wink:
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Post by StarSword » Sun, 13. Nov 11, 17:43

Uh guys? What Split female?
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Post by Zaitsev » Sun, 13. Nov 11, 18:07

I kinda like the Split, and the first M3 I buy is almost always a Chimera. Besides, they always pay premium price for the missiles I pick up in pirate space so it looks like I'm against you on this one.

Captain to Hades wing, prepare Tomahawks :p

EDIT: StarSword, go check the X-Encyclopedia here. In the Split section they have a drawing of a Split female
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