Random News not worthy of own thread

greypanther · Post by **greypanther** » Fri, 18. Jul 14, 19:17

Rapper Andre Johnson explains why he severed his penis.
http://edition.cnn.com/2014/07/15/showb ... ?hpt=hp_t4

"Yes, I was using drugs that night, but I was in complete control," he said. "I cut it off because that was the root of all my problems. My solution to the problem was the realization that sex is for mortals, and I am a god. ...Those kinds of activities got me into trouble, and I came here to be a god."

Oh dear...
Not sectioned because?
I know someone who thought he was an angel sent to earth to help humanity, he spent a couple of months on a ward.

BugMeister · Post by **BugMeister** » Mon, 21. Jul 14, 11:33

what's this I hear 'bout some billionaire wanting to split California into 6 separate states

- or am I just crazy??

pjknibbs · Post by **pjknibbs** » Mon, 21. Jul 14, 11:54

BugMeister wrote:what's this I hear 'bout some billionaire wanting to split California into 6 separate states

A 5 second search reveals that no, you are not crazy, although whether this plan is or not is open to question:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... oters.html

Sir Crashalot · Post by **Sir Crashalot** » Mon, 21. Jul 14, 18:40

That storm last night trashed my mates flat.

Roof fell in and the water flooded in taking out the ceilings in the upstairs flats first then through to the flats below removing their ceilings and finally into the shops below them... and I thought I had it rough getting caught out in it in a T shirt. (though it was actually nice and cooling compared to the mugging by hot thick weather just before)

Chobittsu · Post by **Chobittsu** » Tue, 22. Jul 14, 10:29

Tsunami Sirens confirmed for being sexiest sounding object on Earth

greypanther · Post by **greypanther** » Tue, 22. Jul 14, 19:36

Keep your eyes open for an escaped 18 m yellow rubber duck...
it seems it was swept away in recent storms in China, unless it is some sort of Trojan Duck ploy from the Chines in an attempt to invade Japan!

http://www.wantchinatimes.com/news-subc ... 5&cid=1303

"The duck flopped over and was flushed away really quickly by the torrent. It disappeared right in front of me in a few seconds," Yan Jianxin, who helped coordinate the exhibition on behalf of a local company, told the Wall Street Journal's China Real Time blog.

I mean how many Chines soldiers can you fit in an 18 m ten tonne duck?

Morkonan · Post by **Morkonan** » Wed, 23. Jul 14, 00:20

greypanther wrote:...
I mean how many Chines soldiers can you fit in an 18 m ten tonne duck?

Erevren.

OmegaKnight · Post by **OmegaKnight** » Wed, 23. Jul 14, 02:54

"Real" Cheese for Vegans

Hard-Soft material allows for Squishy Robots

One for the Physics nerds
infact if you haven't been over to www.phys.org go take a look, but be warned you may be there a while...

burger1 · Post by **burger1** » Fri, 25. Jul 14, 01:51

Destiny beta open to anyone with an Xbox Live Gold or PlayStation Plus subscription.

http://www.vg247.com/2014/07/24/destiny ... en-to-all/

Krusade · Post by **Krusade** » Fri, 25. Jul 14, 21:40

Russia loses control of gecko sex satellite.

link

I have to admit that was a sentence I never expected to type.

Morkonan · Post by **Morkonan** » Sat, 26. Jul 14, 02:40

Krusade wrote:Russia loses control of gecko sex satellite.

link

I have to admit that was a sentence I never expected to type.

Ah... a sticky situation.

BugMeister · Post by **BugMeister** » Sat, 26. Jul 14, 13:33

Education Minister Michael Gove kept asking for a whip - so they made him one..

- boom tish..!!

BugMeister · Post by **BugMeister** » Fri, 1. Aug 14, 02:15

random news, but a very worthy effort..
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle ... date-video

- nice to see altruism in operation..

Incubi · Post by **Incubi** » Fri, 1. Aug 14, 03:41

Lava steak

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/odd-news/ch ... R2dGlkAw--

burger1 · Post by **burger1** » Sun, 3. Aug 14, 02:07

Fingerprinting required to trade in / sell used video games
http://consumerist.com/2014/08/01/games ... -for-free/

Chobittsu · Post by **Chobittsu** » Sun, 3. Aug 14, 08:53

Tonight I added another notch to my sword

Post by **Terre** » Sun, 3. Aug 14, 10:12

Freya Nocturne wrote:Tonight I added another notch to my sword

Why would you kill a bat? They have full legal protection here in the UK.

Chobittsu · Post by **Chobittsu** » Sun, 3. Aug 14, 10:35

Terre wrote:
Freya Nocturne wrote:Tonight I added another notch to my sword
Why would you kill a bat? They have full legal protection here in the UK.

Home invasions in the colonies are met with swift stabby, also I didn't have immediate access to live capture systems and folk were asleep in the house. Didn't want to start an international incident. I'd have preferred to have kept it alive but given that my mother is EXTREMELY bitchy I elected the quieter choice... just as long as she doesn't notice the blood on the walls and carpet before I can get cleaning equipment in position

burger1 · Post by **burger1** » Tue, 5. Aug 14, 07:05

Tropico 5 banned in Thailand because it might affect peace and order in the country according to the military government that took power in a military coup.
http://time.com/3079463/thailand-bans-t ... -concerns/

Tracker001 · Post by **Tracker001** » Tue, 5. Aug 14, 11:55

burger1 wrote:Tropico 5 banned in Thailand because it might affect peace and order in the country according to the military government that took power in a military coup.
http://time.com/3079463/thailand-bans-t ... -concerns/

I'll have to question the article , naming of "Thailand" being the (Government) location of such a banning . It is more like something our beloved Tsar of Cow , the Ruler of..... The Land of Cow would be in the forefront , with the implementation of such a ruling .

A dictator, fending off military coups, rigging elections and ruling with a iron fist .

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